The other day I was flicking through Richard Scarry's Busiest Fire Fighters Ever, a Little Golden Book from the early 90s.
And I noticed that these frightened looking pigs seem to be under attack from giant pieces of bacon.
And one of the pigs is named Smokey.
And, worryingly, that looks like a frying pan next to the bed in the foreground.
Yep, alarm bells should be ringing at this fire station all right.